Friday, December 23, 2011

Kriton season's greetings

Ho-ho-ho, merry christmas Charlie Brown! Let it be a black and a hard one!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Bubble Gummin'

Tomorrow is a good day, 'cos Jah love mi. Konshens keeps on representing with this Bubble Gum Riddim. "We nuh fear devil sign and illuminati...jah jah a di general inna we army!!!".

And it's a good day fi di yardie dem. T.O.K. never went away. T that OK?

And Alaine shines through this one as well

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Prog, proggy, proggier, finnished

Not being a conoisseur of progressive rock I have not shared any finnish prog bands here, but there's always a first time for everything.

Here you go, Wigwam at its' best. 10 minutes of musical mayhem, instrumental geniousness and goofy (sorry, meant "hipster") looks.

DMCA can suck my balls


Blogger had to remove our mixtape post for the On the run -mixtape from a complaint by Traci Crippen from RIAA. The complaint states that "certain content in your blog is alleged to infringe upon the copyrights of others". And the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) complaint is based on "unauthorized reproductions of sound recordings by artist including CHINO"

What puzzles me is that on this blog we have not published nor uploaded any unauthorized material by Chino. What we published was a link to a mixtape on another service. So if linking is illegal by some US DMCA bia**es then we're quilty.

Well, I removed the name of Chino and reposted the daymn thing. The bad thing is that the original file that was on Mediafire is also deleted by DMCA complaints.

So let's see it this post gets moderated.

p.s. we're not blaming Blogger in the first place, but DMCA. Although Blogger could have bigger balls as well in cases like this. Or Google, or who ever pulls the strings here. Oops, now Google guys will delete this post.. Maybe we should insult Apple as well and get the Apple fanboys against us?

Megaupload song

Sooooo. We love 'em file sharing sites as well, but here Kanye, Drake and Diddy and other friends sing the praise for Megaupload. I'm puzzled. Honestly. How did they get these guys to promote this?

Anyways, two things I'd like to highlight from this clip.

1) We've been wondering where the heck is Lil Jon. Well, on this video.

2) The chorus melody is soooo world music that it would make Peter Gabriel and Wyclef Jean jealous.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Vybz Kartel escape?

This is real life Prison Break, not a TV show! Apparently Vybz Kartel managed to escape with a couple of cellmates from prison in JA. Read more details here

This is the biggest prison break in Jamaica ever, let's see how the Gaza Don will continue the escape. Vybz talking the talk and walking the walk! Badman a badman!

EDIT: Latest news: this might be a hoax, a rumour, just a media stunt to keep Vybz in the headlines? So say the police dem in jamaican media Who believe di police dem?

EDIT part deux. Ok, it seems like Hype Life Magazine started this rumor. Here's a direct quote from their website:

"I could appeal to the fact that it was written for the sake of a good joke, that I was just considering a good marketing move toward my website, but not expecting anyone to be naive enough to take it serious. "

Well, we at the Kriton camp find this ish extremely funny. Makes you think about journalism and quality of information sources. And it's powerful marketing for the website, and I guess Vybz don't mind the free publicity either.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Monday, November 14, 2011

Dubstep cover with wikkid guitar stuff in it

Ok, I admit it, I haven't seen this kinda stuff before. I mean the system the bass player and guitarist are using from 0.57 onwards? This freaks me out. Geeks. Cool.

Apparently it's Hot Hand by Source Audio. Gotta get my hands on that.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Welcome to Helsinki

Well Helsinki ain't New York, but it's awesome that they're making songs about it like it was. Big up. And it's a great posse here. Stadi, respect!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Songsmith Aces

This is...akwardly cool. It's done with Microsoft Songsmith and that stuff is usually quite annoying and plain awful, and I guess this is so as well. But it's Lemmy.

Monday, October 03, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Saturday, September 10, 2011

More Rudy

I forgot to post this a couple of weeks ago when it came out, but it's still fresh. Ruudolf & Karri Koira doing their remake of the summer hit "Danza Kuduro".

So it's las manos arriba, cintura sola in finnstylee! Mammat riivaa!

Now what do you know about it?

JVG AKA Jari & Villegalle may be a bit overhyped and a bit too icehockey lovin' for my taste. But when Ruudolf gets on board it's a killah combo.

And if they rap about prefering snapbacks to one size caps; I'm all for it.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Chain Swangaz

But wait, is this a supa secret Chromeo sideproject?

Friday, July 29, 2011

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Plane spotting

In real time. For the aviation nerds them.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Cyaan't talk bad bout mi, Konshens

A great reply from Tiana to Konshens' more dutty lyrics a year back.

Don't know much a bout Tiana, but I bet we'll hear more from her in the future. And here's a Spotify link to an excellent soca-version of this chune.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

On the floor - banging then drums

I'm hooked to these drumming videos. This time there's this chick banging to the dancefloor filler "On the floor" by J-Lo & Pitbull. Puerto Rico meets Miami meets this college chick. I mean, you gotta love this.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Happy 420

The Mountain from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.

Just to appreciate earth and all the sweet things it has to offer on this special day. Turn on, tune in, (roll it up) and cop out.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011


Drummers wanted?

Way back I posted a couple of links to bedroom heroes. These guys are the ones who rock their instrumens in their bedroom and share it on youtube.

This guy "Cobus" a bit more evolved; he prolly does these vids in his living room. And he sells some instruction vids apparenlty as well.

A decent player, no doubt. But funny.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Michael II

MIKE! He truly is alive! And za baby as well!

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Saturday, April 02, 2011

Ludachrist show

Fact #1: Ludachrist in not the same as Ludacris.
Fact #2: Mash Ups will be trendy in 2013. Again. Trust me. I know, sad really.
Fact #3: Brian from the streetz is the man. GTL 4 Life. Jersey Shore 4 life.
Fact #4: How confusing this video might seem, it has as a cool piano version of Axel F theme.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


If you love that 90's indie rock, then you'll heart will throb for this. It's got it all; the J Mascis howling guitars, Sebadoh riffs, Sonic Youth distorted vocals... You'll recognize their idols easily, but this is done so honestly and nicely that it's a winner.

R.I.P. Nate Dogg

R.I.P. Cali's finest, the Wizard of Hooks, bigg homie Nate Dogg.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Stardust Ballroom 1984, Hollywood, Los Angeles

"Here it is, a moment in time, courtesy of Al Flipside who documented the first Samhain L.A. show at the now demolished Stardust Ballroom on Sunset in Hollywood. There is no overdubbing or audio correcting, just the raw live show in all of its pandemonium and insanity. If you were lucky enough to be there, you know what it was like. If not, maybe this will give you a glimpse into a musical genre that was ignored by the mainstream music media but went on to influence generations of musicians and music fans worldwide. Go." - Glenn Danzig

Let Chromeo show the way

This is a cool move, props to Nokia.

My Blackberry Is Not Working

And now you know where to go to get it fixed.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Bagpipe reggae

Another genre that we didn't know that we need. Read more from here

Friday, March 04, 2011

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Ghostface feat. Black Thought: IN THA PARK!

This shit is straight up DOPE! Bring back the 90s styles....

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Kids today

Yeah, this one's not the freshest parody out there, but still works. Kids today...

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Friday, February 11, 2011

Fake Jeans, Admit it!

LOL. Though the Vybz Kartel Straight jeans and fitted is the ish, this is to the point as well...

Thursday, February 10, 2011

360° video madness

This is pretty cool.

We will be invincible

Nice Pat Benatar sample and then some from a dude with the most generic rap name, Young Twist. Nevermind the pistol wiggling in the video, this joint is pretty awesome. And apparently still quite underground, with only a couple hundred Youtube views.

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Like I see it

Dear christ. This one has the potential to be my fave of the month. Thump, Thump.
The hottest dancehall (Mavado)& reggae (Jah Cure) stars featuring the boss (Rick Ross). Not bad at all.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

World's Fastest Guitar Player

This guy is weird. But fast. Just skip to the end of the vid where he does over 300 BPM.

Sunday, February 06, 2011

Inna Di Yard - Spotify Reggae Selection for February 2011

Here's some reggae & dancehall chart toppers of the month selected by Hennyman. This time as a Spotify playlist, enjoy!

Included are all the latest hits from Mavado, Vybz Kartel, Spragga Benz, Aidonia and others. Not to forget my artist of the month I-Octane.

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Do not shop from

Online shopping is usually lots of fun. And if you're considering to buy eyewear, sunglasses, prescription glasses, frames etc., it can save you a lot of money.

But it can also be tedious, when you're dealing with shops with lousy customer service. So I would strongly recommend not to buy from They have a cool offering, nice prices but they suck at customer service. They do respond to your email relatively quickly, but they do not return your money in time if you have cancelled your order. Read my full rant here

They suck. I repeat: wantglasses sucks.

However I would strongly recommend Your Online Optician. They have good service, deliver what they promise. Hands up for them!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Whoonga is killing township peeps

Addicts have always been innovative. What makes whoonga different - a fine white powder, added to marijuana and smoked - is its composition.

It's a blend of detergent powder, rat poison and, crucially, crushed up ARVs, or antiretroviral drugs distributed free to HIV sufferers.

This is some sick s**t.

R.I.P. Casco

Rest In Peace, godfather of Italo.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Friday, January 21, 2011

Thank you DanceMob !!!

Yes. Because... 

Lionrock: Packet Of Peace
X-Press 2: Music Express
Fire Island: There But For The Grace Of God
Klatsch: God Save The Queer
The Good Men: Give It Up
Aftershock: Slave To The Vibe
Hardrive: Deep Inside
Barbara Tucker: Beautiful People
River Ocean feat. India: Love And Happiness
Kenny "Dope" Presents The Bucketheads: The Bomb
De'Lacy: Hideaway
Everything But The Girl: Missing
Billie Ray Martin: Your Loving Arms
Joi Cardwell: Love And Devotion
Robin S: Show Me Love
Livin Joy: Dreamer
The Original: I Luv You Baby
Kristine W: Feel What You Want
Sound Of One: As I Am
Wildchild: Renegade Master
Wink: Higher State Of Consciousness
Tori Amos: Professional Widow (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix)
Alcatraz: Giv Me Luv
Sandy B: Make The World Go Round (Deep Dish Vocal)
Funky Green Dogs: Fired Up (Twilo Anthem Edit)
Ruffneck feat. Yavahn: Everybody Be Somebody
Armand Van Helden Presents The Old School Junkies: The Funk Phenomena
Winx: Don't Laugh
Boris Dlugosch: Keep Pushing
Byron Stingly: Get Up
Mousse T: Horny ('98)
Transatlantic Soul: Release Yourself
Bobby D'Ambrosio feat. Michelle Weeks: Moment Of My Life
Ultra Nate: Free (Mood II Swing Extended Vocal)
Skunk Anansie: Brazen (Weep) (Junior Vasquez Arena Anthem)
Daft Punk: Around The World
Stardust: Music Sounds Better With You
JiiHoo: Let Me Luv U (Main Mix)
Electribe 1.0.1.: Talking With Myself
Frankie Knuckles featuring Satoshi Tomiie: Tears
Alison Limerick: Where Love Lives
Marshall Jefferson presents Umosia: We Are Unity
Ce Ce Peniston: Finally
Pamela Fernandez: Kickin' In The Beat
The Nightcrawlers: Push The Feeling On
Incognito: Always There
Brand New Heavies: Never Stop
Clivilles & Cole: A Deeper Love
Little Louie Vega & Marc Anthony: Ride On The Rhythm
Mass Order: Lift Every Voice
Inner City: Hallelujah (Leftfield On High Vocal)
Leftfield: Song Of Life
Gat Decor: Passion
Hardfloor: Acperience I
Lil' Louis: French Kiss
J.M. Silk: Music Is The Key
Marshall Jefferson: Move Your Body (House Music Anthem)
Farley Jackmaster Funk featuring. Darryl Pandy: Love Can't Turn Around
Nitro Deluxe: This Brutal House
Raze: Break 4 Love
Rhythim Is Rhythim: Strings Of Life
Mr. Fingers: Can You Feel It
Ce Ce Rogers: Someday
Joe Smooth: Promised Land
Frankie Knuckles: Your Love
The Source feat. Candi Staton: You've Got The Love
Ten City: Devotion
Ralphi Rosario: You Used To Hold Me
Todd Terry: Weekend
Black Riot: A Day In The Life
Swan Lake: In The Name Of Love
Inner City: Big Fun
A Guy Called Gerald: Voodoo Ray

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Scared Money mosaic remix

Once again pretty useless but cool stuff. will convert any Youtube vid into a mosaic of smaller frames.

I tried it out with an old Kriton classic Scared Money, just beware of epileptic seizures while watching this one.

Straight Jeans

Jeans and t-shirts neva go outta style.

"Ah nuh weh wi ride or weh wi ina
Wedda bicycle, benz, or beema"

"Straight jeans and fitted
ina white t-shirt we did it
we rock dose shades to di limit"

Go Huoratron! Go Finland! Go M.I.A,

Get the Huoratron remix of M.I.A's Internet Connection.
You could read more from the Pitchfork-site

Monday, January 10, 2011

Superman Spotted in Helsinki

Once again the black superman has been spotted doing acrobatic circus stunts in Helsinki center.

I guess it's the same guy that Jussi spotted in 2006. However it's still unsure whether the giant chicken has lived to see 2011.

Saturday, January 01, 2011

2011 & the talking bong

It's 2011 peeps and here's the weirdest vid I've seen this year. A talking bong. I hope your year did not start like this....