Monday, December 02, 2013

You should always go green

Hilarious. Fat Mike don't dig tobacco. Read the comments, really entertaining stuff here "Using bacci in your joint makes your bud go wayyy further" "Maybe Europeans and bums do. Roll a fatty or don't roll at all" "Not the true stoners. We go all green"

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Paper, Scissors, Fire (and fire always wins)

HennyMan at it again. This time a lot of new synths here, big props to SynthMaster, which is a pretty cool plugin. I would describe this somewhere between punk house and electronic pop.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Going Home

Roots riddims were really popular around the 2002-2008 era. Lately there have been some good riddims every now and then. Well this one is a fresh one, maybe not the new "Truth and Rights" or "Police In Helicopter", but it'll nice up the dance fi real.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Support Black Superman

This was really sad news. The Black Superman who has already featured on our blog before was assaulted a couple days ago here in Helsinki. Apparently some inebriated young men had kicked him off his rope to show their masculine power of joint effort and the creativity of drunken mind.

Fortunately Superman did get too bruised and he was not left with permanet injuries. We the Kriton Posse would like to send him all the best and encourage you to give him a couple of euros next time you pass by his act. Let's all sing this song.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

She Call Me The King Riddim

Although HennyMan is a true reggae head, he hasn't actully produced any reggae riddims. Until now. Here's She Call Me The King Riddim, a combination of one drop and dub with some hip hop flavoured drums. If you're a deejay/singjay/vocalist and find this interesting, holla back.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Boffkick Murphys

There is something seriously disturbing in this vid. I mean, Dropkick Murphys soundtrack to a boffing gettogether? LARPing thugs? But then again, there's something tempting here... Might just want to take a swing at them?

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Smooth talker

Here's a brand new soundtrack for the weekend, HennyMan's Smooth Talker. This time some soulful vocals with a lot of keyboards and some four on the floor as well.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Bad Minton, a new track from Henny

Yes, new gear makes Henny active. Big up Ableton Live 9, here's brand new track called "Bad Minton". It hasn't been mastered or anything yet, and maybe we'll get some groovy vocals added later. Just wanted to share it as soon as I felt there was a good vibe to it.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Hennyman Comes Alive

Kriton members activate themselves 2013! Here's a fresh cut from Hennessy Studios, Hennymans dub-esque/Trap remix of Tuuttimörkö's Tee Mitä Lystäät. Enjoy!

Saturday, September 07, 2013

Not a teenager, not a mutant, not a turtle

True dem seh mi easy Mi bubble dem fi burst Tell dem seh mi birthday a no April first Ninja Man a ninja, mi no Hunda, mi no Yahama Ninja man a ninja, no Suzuki, no Catana Ninja man a ninja, mi a no police, mi a no soldier Mi a di general, mi a no, no push ova

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Nimbin Mardi Gras

"It is almost impossible to get a drink in Nimbin, but pot smoking is encouraged everywhere."

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Dyrt Byking

Sweet. Baltimore kids are the craziest.

Thursday, July 11, 2013


Never wondered how many times has James Hetfield said Yeah? Well, click the Yeah above and find out, it's a massive sound collage of all of James' yeahs.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Vatos Locos!

And it's on Youtube....

Hey, Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man

I may be white from the outside, but I'm brown on the inside, TO THE BONE.

Dick and Asshole that's all you ever call me. What is my name Dick Asshole?


Vatos Locos forever, ese!

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Sunday, April 07, 2013

Wu Tang Gurlz

I'd be careful out on the field with these gurlz. They apparently are nothing to f*** with.

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Well Hello Kitty

Gene Simmons is known to be a business man and also a business, man (like Jay Z would put it). But still this is a bit... awkward? Mr Simmons is now the executive producer for a new tv animation series with a working title "Kiss Hello Kitty". It is the latest brand extension from a series of Kiss x Hello Kitty products, which feature Hello Kitty wearing the trademark Kiss make up (uh-huh). This product line actually debuted already in 2010.

Read more here

Or watch this post apocalyptic pearl from the golden era of music videos:

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Lidl Wain Represents

Source: via Gaba on LOL Wall

This just makes me wanna smoke crack. Hilarious.

Thursday, March 07, 2013

Ixnay on the Chronixxnay

So if 2012 was about Popcaan and Tommy Lee, I would predict Chronixx to be a safe bet for a 2013 talent in JA.

Don't sleep on Protoje!

Yeah, mon. I've always had a sweet spot for this kind of singjays with semi-conscious style mixed with a likkle of old skool patois verbalism. And looks like Protoje has actually invested some time and green for his videos, they're not just mobile cam shots from Kingston. This one's the fresher hit: But he's done good stuff for a couple years already, no wonder that he has also teamed up with Ky-Mani, this has a certain Marley-brotherhood vibe in it. Booyah, rasta!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Friday, February 22, 2013

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Original Harlem Shake

Harlem Shake way back Harlem Shake 2013 The internetz got me going nuts.

Friday, February 08, 2013

Beyonce removed from the internet

Beyonce's publicist wants all copies of unflattering Super-Bowl photos removed from the internet. Can you please help by not sharing this photo and removing any other like it that you find - Thanks. 

Monday, January 21, 2013

Diamonds In The Rough

Remixes still get people on the dancefloor and especially reggae remixes. And spicing up Rihanna isn't a bad idea, or what do you think?

Sunday, January 06, 2013