Welcome to Helsinki

Well Helsinki ain't New York, but it's awesome that they're making songs about it like it was. Big up. And it's a great posse here. Stadi, respect!

All hail techno Viking

untsch, untsch, untsch goes the Viking.

Master The Internet

Go gurl!

My mind is blown...

Beyond beatboxing

History of hip hop in one mouthful.

Songsmith Aces

This is...akwardly cool. It's done with Microsoft Songsmith and that stuff is usually quite annoying and plain awful, and I guess this is so as well. But it's Lemmy.

Party at Nathia Gali

Theses guys have had the shisha burning since dawn..

911

This is a huuge chuuune

Nobody Can Cross It

Some funny ish. With many remixes already. And of course the dubstep edit

More Rudy

I forgot to post this a couple of weeks ago when it came out, but it's still fresh. Ruudolf & Karri Koira doing their remake of the summer hit "Danza Kuduro".

So it's las manos arriba, cintura sola in finnstylee! Mammat riivaa!

Now what do you know about it?

JVG AKA Jari & Villegalle may be a bit overhyped and a bit too icehockey lovin' for my taste. But when Ruudolf gets on board it's a killah combo.

And if they rap about prefering snapbacks to one size caps; I'm all for it.

Divine Rags

Chain Swangaz

But wait, is this a supa secret Chromeo sideproject?

And the winner is

This team. Go guys!

It's the big bad wolf

Last weekend of July, so let's howl!!!! Thump, thump!

Bears, a big dog, a vietnamese pig and a racoon

Whut has she been toking?

Plane spotting

Flight Radar.com
In real time. For the aviation nerds them.

"No acid until you've cleaned your room"

Cyaan't talk bad bout mi, Konshens

A great reply from Tiana to Konshens' more dutty lyrics a year back.

Don't know much a bout Tiana, but I bet we'll hear more from her in the future. And here's a Spotify link to an excellent soca-version of this chune.

On the floor - banging then drums

I'm hooked to these drumming videos. This time there's this chick banging to the dancefloor filler "On the floor" by J-Lo & Pitbull. Puerto Rico meets Miami meets this college chick. I mean, you gotta love this.

Vegan Pad Thai Recipe

Pointless Graffitis

Some more cool words of wisdom can be found here

Fight For Your Right Re-Visited

Awesome.

Happy 420

The Mountain from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.

Just to appreciate earth and all the sweet things it has to offer on this special day. Turn on, tune in, (roll it up) and cop out.

Whoa!

Drummers wanted?

Way back I posted a couple of links to bedroom heroes. These guys are the ones who rock their instrumens in their bedroom and share it on youtube.

This guy "Cobus" a bit more evolved; he prolly does these vids in his living room. And he sells some instruction vids apparenlty as well.

A decent player, no doubt. But funny.

Michael II

MIKE! He truly is alive! And za baby as well!

Real Daggering

Michael

MIKE!! He is alive!!

Ludachrist show

Fact #1: Ludachrist in not the same as Ludacris.
Fact #2: Mash Ups will be trendy in 2013. Again. Trust me. I know, sad really.
Fact #3: Brian from the streetz is the man. GTL 4 Life. Jersey Shore 4 life.
Fact #4: How confusing this video might seem, it has as a cool piano version of Axel F theme.

Yuck!

If you love that 90's indie rock, then you'll heart will throb for this. It's got it all; the J Mascis howling guitars, Sebadoh riffs, Sonic Youth distorted vocals... You'll recognize their idols easily, but this is done so honestly and nicely that it's a winner.

R.I.P. Nate Dogg

R.I.P. Cali's finest, the Wizard of Hooks, bigg homie Nate Dogg.

Stardust Ballroom 1984, Hollywood, Los Angeles

"Here it is, a moment in time, courtesy of Al Flipside who documented the first Samhain L.A. show at the now demolished Stardust Ballroom on Sunset in Hollywood. There is no overdubbing or audio correcting, just the raw live show in all of its pandemonium and insanity. If you were lucky enough to be there, you know what it was like. If not, maybe this will give you a glimpse into a musical genre that was ignored by the mainstream music media but went on to influence generations of musicians and music fans worldwide. Go." - Glenn Danzig

Let Chromeo show the way

This is a cool move, props to Nokia.

My Blackberry Is Not Working

And now you know where to go to get it fixed.

Bagpipe reggae

Another genre that we didn't know that we need. Read more from here

Hello?

The End is near... ZENGA ZENGA!

My Calendar

Ghostface feat. Black Thought: IN THA PARK!

This shit is straight up DOPE! Bring back the 90s styles....

Can't Touch This!

MC Hammer Vader Busts a Move - Watch more Funny Videos

Kids today

Yeah, this one's not the freshest parody out there, but still works. Kids today...

New Jopo Helkama Stop//Step Helsinki FAIL

Here in Finland we say: "EI näin..."

Fake Jeans, Admit it!

LOL. Though the Vybz Kartel Straight jeans and fitted is the ish, this is to the point as well...

360° video madness

This is pretty cool.

We will be invincible

Nice Pat Benatar sample and then some from a dude with the most generic rap name, Young Twist. Nevermind the pistol wiggling in the video, this joint is pretty awesome. And apparently still quite underground, with only a couple hundred Youtube views.

Like I see it

Dear christ. This one has the potential to be my fave of the month. Thump, Thump.
The hottest dancehall (Mavado)& reggae (Jah Cure) stars featuring the boss (Rick Ross). Not bad at all.

World's Fastest Guitar Player

This guy is weird. But fast. Just skip to the end of the vid where he does over 300 BPM.

Left Dazed & Confused ...

Inna Di Yard - Spotify Reggae Selection for February 2011

Here's some reggae & dancehall chart toppers of the month selected by Hennyman. This time as a Spotify playlist, enjoy!

Included are all the latest hits from Mavado, Vybz Kartel, Spragga Benz, Aidonia and others. Not to forget my artist of the month I-Octane.

Üllatus !!!

Do not shop from Wantglasses.com

Online shopping is usually lots of fun. And if you're considering to buy eyewear, sunglasses, prescription glasses, frames etc., it can save you a lot of money.

But it can also be tedious, when you're dealing with shops with lousy customer service. So I would strongly recommend not to buy from Wantglasses.com. They have a cool offering, nice prices but they suck at customer service. They do respond to your email relatively quickly, but they do not return your money in time if you have cancelled your order. Read my full rant here

They suck. I repeat: wantglasses sucks.

However I would strongly recommend Your Online Optician. They have good service, deliver what they promise. Hands up for them!

Whoonga is killing township peeps

Addicts have always been innovative. What makes whoonga different - a fine white powder, added to marijuana and smoked - is its composition.

It's a blend of detergent powder, rat poison and, crucially, crushed up ARVs, or antiretroviral drugs distributed free to HIV sufferers.

This is some sick s**t.

R.I.P. Casco

Rest In Peace, godfather of Italo.

R.I.P. Gladys Horton

Promised Land // Dub Fire

That's hot, and as it happens I posted this here not that long ago:
http://kriton-music.blogspot.com/2009/12/dub-fiya-aswad-dub-fire.html

Sausage, pork, beef....

Thank you DanceMob !!!

Yes. Because... 

Lionrock: Packet Of Peace
X-Press 2: Music Express
Fire Island: There But For The Grace Of God
Klatsch: God Save The Queer
The Good Men: Give It Up
Aftershock: Slave To The Vibe
Hardrive: Deep Inside
Barbara Tucker: Beautiful People
River Ocean feat. India: Love And Happiness
Kenny "Dope" Presents The Bucketheads: The Bomb
De'Lacy: Hideaway
Everything But The Girl: Missing
Billie Ray Martin: Your Loving Arms
Joi Cardwell: Love And Devotion
Robin S: Show Me Love
Livin Joy: Dreamer
The Original: I Luv You Baby
Kristine W: Feel What You Want
Sound Of One: As I Am
Wildchild: Renegade Master
Wink: Higher State Of Consciousness
Tori Amos: Professional Widow (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix)
Alcatraz: Giv Me Luv
Sandy B: Make The World Go Round (Deep Dish Vocal)
Funky Green Dogs: Fired Up (Twilo Anthem Edit)
Ruffneck feat. Yavahn: Everybody Be Somebody
Armand Van Helden Presents The Old School Junkies: The Funk Phenomena
Winx: Don't Laugh
Boris Dlugosch: Keep Pushing
Byron Stingly: Get Up
Mousse T: Horny ('98)
Transatlantic Soul: Release Yourself
Bobby D'Ambrosio feat. Michelle Weeks: Moment Of My Life
Ultra Nate: Free (Mood II Swing Extended Vocal)
Skunk Anansie: Brazen (Weep) (Junior Vasquez Arena Anthem)
Daft Punk: Around The World
Stardust: Music Sounds Better With You
JiiHoo: Let Me Luv U (Main Mix)
Electribe 1.0.1.: Talking With Myself
Frankie Knuckles featuring Satoshi Tomiie: Tears
Alison Limerick: Where Love Lives
Marshall Jefferson presents Umosia: We Are Unity
Ce Ce Peniston: Finally
Pamela Fernandez: Kickin' In The Beat
The Nightcrawlers: Push The Feeling On
Incognito: Always There
Brand New Heavies: Never Stop
Clivilles & Cole: A Deeper Love
Little Louie Vega & Marc Anthony: Ride On The Rhythm
Mass Order: Lift Every Voice
Inner City: Hallelujah (Leftfield On High Vocal)
Leftfield: Song Of Life
Gat Decor: Passion
Hardfloor: Acperience I
Lil' Louis: French Kiss
J.M. Silk: Music Is The Key
Marshall Jefferson: Move Your Body (House Music Anthem)
Farley Jackmaster Funk featuring. Darryl Pandy: Love Can't Turn Around
Nitro Deluxe: This Brutal House
Raze: Break 4 Love
Rhythim Is Rhythim: Strings Of Life
Mr. Fingers: Can You Feel It
Ce Ce Rogers: Someday
Joe Smooth: Promised Land
Frankie Knuckles: Your Love
The Source feat. Candi Staton: You've Got The Love
Ten City: Devotion
Ralphi Rosario: You Used To Hold Me
Todd Terry: Weekend
Black Riot: A Day In The Life
Swan Lake: In The Name Of Love
Inner City: Big Fun
A Guy Called Gerald: Voodoo Ray

Ken Ishii 'EXTRA'

Scared Money mosaic remix

Once again pretty useless but cool stuff.

Yooouuutuuube.com will convert any Youtube vid into a mosaic of smaller frames.

I tried it out with an old Kriton classic Scared Money, just beware of epileptic seizures while watching this one.

Straight Jeans

Jeans and t-shirts neva go outta style.

"Ah nuh weh wi ride or weh wi ina
Wedda bicycle, benz, or beema"

"Straight jeans and fitted
ina white t-shirt we did it
we rock dose shades to di limit"

Go Huoratron! Go Finland! Go M.I.A,

Get the Huoratron remix of M.I.A's Internet Connection.
You could read more from the Pitchfork-site

Superman Spotted in Helsinki

Once again the black superman has been spotted doing acrobatic circus stunts in Helsinki center.

I guess it's the same guy that Jussi spotted in 2006. However it's still unsure whether the giant chicken has lived to see 2011.

B-MORE!

2011 & the talking bong

It's 2011 peeps and here's the weirdest vid I've seen this year. A talking bong. I hope your year did not start like this....

Ho ho ho, and a very merry xmas t'yall

It's about that time: seasons greetings from the Kriton Posse.

Now, in a rappin' way!

West coast: Snoop Dogg – Xmas Seasons

East Coast: Jim Jones – Ballin' On Xmas

Dirty South: David Banner – The Christmas Song

Old skool: RUN-DMC – Christmas In Hollis

Ancient Skool: Kurtis Blow – Christmas Rappin'

Ital Slap Chop. Murda dem! One time!

Walter Tobias Franfettfuckster

Christmas Vybz

You know that the silent night is around di corner when Vybz Kartel comes up with a new xmas song. This time teaming up with Sheba he's here with "Like Christmas". Maybe not so out there as 2009 with Gaza Christmas when Vybzie was chanting about killing Santa (!), but this time the overuse of autotune mixed with obscene & profane lyrical still makes it a statement for the holiday season. Just plain xmas spirit, seen!

So for your xmas party of choice you can go either for the...

...Clean version


Or try the f****n dutty one for the pure punanny approach

Free Hannukah Gift

Shalom, or should we say שלום to y'all! It's happy hannukah and here's Matisyahu's seasons's greetings! Awesome vid.

Super Timor

Syper timooooor.

Pass Out w/ yo Arse Out

Kiira

Our kind of girl!

Jacko, two midget ladies and a bottle of Stolichnaya

BTW Fiil Inc. found this, not me.

Killing Hipsters!

I'll bust a cap in your Mac

Check out what happens to your Apple devices if you would decide to destroy them for instance by shooting...

Como? David De La Roth!

This is just so dope still after all the years.

Dave, my buddy, does not look so elastic nowadays though... Rough roads those tobacco roads I guess.

Unique! // RENK Records 1995

Still SO HEAVY!

Creature

This tune is the MF jam right now. I mean, easily the best vocal house, since Azari's Reckless (For Your Love). It comes from Hercules And Love Affair singer Kim Ann Foxman (and also Hercules main man Andrew Butler on production).

Creature just re-incorporates everything that's so good about late 80's - early 90's NY/Chicago house music: the big, melodic synth hooks, emotional vocals, pulsating beats. I also read a rumor that this brand new single is recorded with all 1992 gear... The video is perfectly neat and the b-side What You Need is an equally good track. Check em both out (with remixes!) on soundcloud.

(BTW: this video was uploaded to youtube something like 3 hours before this post. Damn, sometimes i can be cutting edge too!)

Happy happy Halloween...

The time of the year, huh? To celebrate the horror, i made this Spotify playlist for ya'll. It's all about horror disco, haunting electro, trashy gore scores & eerie crunk beats for your Halloween pleasure. Enjoy!

Hallows Eve playlist by Fiilinc

L'amour Fou

L'Amour fou - Cali (Rémi GAILLARD)
Uploaded by nqtv. - Click for more funny videos.
You just can't wrong with animal costumes.

Manga Japan Bass Boy

Check this out

It's awesome:
- it has manga things
- it has bass playing
- it's confusing

Bend ova!

Next wednesday inna Club YK, Helsinki. RDX is on some bonkers nu school dancehall ish.

Double Rainbow

This man is really happy! And it's all about rainbows!

RamBro - The Bosnian Rambo

Wearing make up, carrying guns and jumping in the woods makes you a man. Right?

"Champagne Bike Ride"

Average Homeboy // Blazin Hazen

"I'm just a middle class guy who's trying to express
myself through my rap music. Once you watch my
video, you'll just be BLAZED!"

http://www.dennyblaze.com, a'ight!

Radio Friendly Unit Shifter 3 !!!

Nick Catchdubs & Mr. Ducker did it again! The 1990s... Direct download HERE.

"This party mix from me and Nick Catchdubs features alterna jams from the ’90s that will rip your mind out and burn your soul."

Here’s the tracklist:

1) Helmet – Unsung
2) Pixies – Alec Eiffel
3) Lush – Ladykillers
4) Superchunk – Hyper Enough
5) The Breeders – I Just Wanna Get Along
6) Blur – M.O.R.
7) Sonic Youth – Youth Against Facism
8) Sleater Kinney – Little Babies
9) Beck – Sweet Sunshine
10) Rollins Band – Liar
11) Nirvana – In Bloom
12) Portishead – Numb
13) Fiona Apple – Criminal
14) Tracy Bonham – Mother Mother
15) Fugazi – Waiting Room
16) CIV – Can’t Wait One Minute More
17) Jane’s Addiction – Been Caught Stealing (12″ Mix)
18) Fun Lovin Criminals – Scooby Snacks
19) Imperial Teen – Yoo-Hoo
20) The Rentals – Friends of P
21) White Town – Your Woman
22) Air – Sexy Boy
23) Garbage – Stupid Girl
24) Semisonic – Never You Mind
25) Stone Temple Pilots – Big Bang Baby
26) Magnificent Bastards – Mockingbird Girl
27) L7 – Andres
28) Toadies – I Come From The Water
29) Rocket From The Crypt – Born In 69
30) Morphine – Honey White
31) Beastie Boys – Pass The Mic
32) Bran Van 3000 – Drinking In LA
33) Cypress Hill – I Wanna Get High

Also, check out the two previous parts:
http://mishkanyc.com/blogl
in/2008/09/02/presenting-nick-catchdubs-mr-duckers-radio-friendly-unit-shifter/

http://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/2009/04/07/presenting-radio-friendly-unit-shifter-09-by-nick-catchbubs-mr-ducker/

The Saga continues - Lähiörotat skujaa

SMC Hoodrats are here with their latest video "Lähiörotat skujaa". Honestly, this really raises the bar for finnish rap videos. The video is just stunning, and we have Erä-Koira there spitting once again 30 seconds of killer one-liners. Extra big ups for Notkea Rotta (AKA Nimble Rat) representing eastside and showing how to steal a mountain bike.

Kokkelivekkulit

Bombay

EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.

Barbra Streisand

Barbra Streisand. Nuff said.

Classic Finnish Reggae Pop

This is really something. One of the most expensive videos made in FInland (!) is a catchy reggae-influenced pop tune from the Pets.

The video leaves you speechless: a combination of Maija Mehiläinen (Die Biene Maja)style of animation and german softporn lookalikes. What more can I say?

This October...

Nunca olvidaré!

[Hurricane G]
Mira Puffy, oyeme papito
Yo estoy cansada de estos hijos de su madre hablando mierda
Tantos envidiosos, tu le tiene que ensenar como es esto okay
Yo choque con uno hesteroso(?) en la calle
Que estaban diciendo que tu te cres que eres el jefe de rap
Y yo le dije raitru mano
El es el enemigo numero uno del publico
Haci que dale pa'lante con mucha energia
Y que se hoda


[Puffy]
Para todo mis guerreros, Latinos caribenos
Enfermo con dinero
Arsa la mano y grita
Viva Bad Boy familia
Yo soy ese negrito, el mas querido por mis enemigos
Yo celebro con los anteojitos(?)
Por que traigo mi estilo rico de carito
Representando con mi goriyo
So mama mi bicho si tu quieres guerra
A mi no me tumban de la tierra
Hecha para atras maricon
Yo soy el campeon, Don Puff Daddy de corazon


[Hurricane G]: (Puffy):
One, one, one, one
(Numero uno del publico)
One, one, one, one
(Yeah P Diddy, espanol)
One, one, one, one
(Ha!)


[Puffy]:
Primo que te pasa contigo
Por que tu quieres ser mi enemigo
Por que soy un millonario
Tengo los mejores carros
Y yo ando
Con mujeres caribenas
Estrellas y muy bellas
Bomba en su mini falda
Meneando toda esa nalga
Por que tengo soldados con almas
Que espantan gangas
Y no le dan nada
So cojelo con cama
Y tranquilo chico
Te lo digo en vivo
El scenario siempre va a ser mio


[Hurricane G]: (Puffy):
One, one, one, one
(Numero uno del publico)
One, one, one, one
One, one, one, one
(I like this one right here)


[Puff]:
Oh I am supposed to speak Spanish
Check this out
Otro unosticia y envidia
Te lo digo esta limita
Esto no es un juego por tu sero
No producer dinero puedo ser muerto
Por que no hay que me doquen
Me oyen en el radio con este jote
Yo no me preocupo, soy puro
Y yo amo todo mi publico
Raitru mano tengo un hijo de Jesus
Brillando en la luz
Con mucho lujo y mucho jugo
Y te lo juro, yo te busco
En el nuevo milenium
Yo me muevo como el viento
Representando en cual quier pueblo
Hasta luego y punto
Soy el papichulo conquistando el mundo


[Hurricane G]: (Puffy):
One, one, one, one
(Uno)
One, one, one, one
(Uno)
One, one, one, one
(Yeah Hurricane)


[Hurricane G]:
Yeah asi mismo papito, eso es lo que yo estoy diciendo
Tu le tienes que ensenar a estos mamahuevos
Como es que va la vaina, tu sabes
Por que ellos se pasan hablando mierda
Hablando de lo que tiene uno
Pero lo que no tienen ellos, tantos habladores
So celosos que son un poquito malo
Quieren guerra, pues toman un guerra maricon
Bad Boy de corazon

Gracias - HKI

Gracias - HKI from Cocoa © on Vimeo.

Spragga is back - the original shotta

Boom-shaka-lakk!