Monday, April 20, 2015

Some Glad Morning

Another track from HennyMan. This one's titled Some Glad Morning and it's a midtempo R&B track. Having Drake and/or Kendrick Lamar to feat on this one would hurt no one.

Monday, March 09, 2015

Triangle Of Evil

I think that hating Nickelback is ok. But people often forget that there are at least two bands who should also be labeled as potentially hazardous to your ears.

1) Creed 2) Daughtry And here's a NB song to remind you. And because we rock Finland, we're not gonna start with Sunrise Avenue, although they don't stand too far from this crowd.

Artiphonists, anyone?

A weird but intriguing instrument. Supposedly made 80kUSD on Kickstarter in just six hours.

Sunday, February 01, 2015

Shaded Rooms

Year 2015 brings the first tune from HennyMan in a while. This time a track that's a well bodied and a tasty coctail of softrock, disco & electro. It is somewhere in between of Eagles, Kraftwerk & Chromeo. With a clear schlager feel to it. This is the instrumental version with some additional melodies to spice it up. Vocal version should come later this year, let's hope Glenn Frey can find the time to drop by at the Staten Island Studios.

Enjoy,

Hennyman - Shaded Room

Monday, January 05, 2015

How Much Is TheFish?

Man, you gotsta love these EDEKA ads. Latest on featuring "that Scooter dude" And not to forget the classic Super Geil Ad

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Reggae Line Hakaniemi

There is a story behind this (Romain loved Helsinki when he saw snow for the first time in his life), but still it's weird; scenes from Hakaniemi Metro station in a video mainly shot in JA. Just go to 0.22 to check it out... I guess Romain could not take anyone home with HSL-service.

Monday, May 05, 2014

Reminder: not all surfers are cool

The skateboard guitar is off the hook, but that's how far it goes.

mini BMX

Not my cup of tea, but funny enough.

Ei Tippa Tapa...

Trap music from Turku, Finland. Quite loyal to the cliches of the genre, but the flow ain't bad.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

F**k them trees

Some pretty decent designer drugs perhaps? I used to think tree hugging was a hippy thing, but I guess I was wrong.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Lorde, I'm Busy

Great warmup of this Lorde track by Busy Signal. Busy is always on the nose with recycling the right stuff.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

GoT and other stuff on 6 strings

This is somewhere between off the hook nerdy, borderline annoying and ultra cool. This guy plays themes from Game Of Thrones, Skyrim and Pirates Of The Caribbean. Seriously? Pirates? Yar De Har Har?? But hats off to the guy, he knows his series & games & films and is pretty handy with the axe as well.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Smack My Party Up

All geeks know the Kim Dotcom story, the cool MegaUload support song that had the support of Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, Alicia Keys and likes. But I had never encountered Kim's own music until today. Wow. I like the vest he is wearing with led etc. lights attached. Seriously want to have one.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Thursday, January 09, 2014

EXIT STAGE LEFT

Michael Bay not quite finding the right words at CES 2014. Or any words at all. And freezes. And disappears. Hilarious. See the whole thing here

Friday, January 03, 2014

Ever Blessed

2014 starts with a reggae beat, but that's ok. Here is HennyMan's remix of Vybz Kartel's last year song "Ever Blessed". Enjoy, and free the gaza boss!

Three Kings

A nice remix here, not your typical dancehall sound.... And it's cool to hear Mavado teaming up with Vybz & Busy Signal.

Thursday, January 02, 2014

Thank You 2013

And welcome 2014, the year of the Horse. I hope your Kwanzaas and Hanukkahs were more cheerful than this little brat's Xmas here. Stay tuned. Peace.

Monday, December 02, 2013

You should always go green

Hilarious. Fat Mike don't dig tobacco. Read the comments, really entertaining stuff here "Using bacci in your joint makes your bud go wayyy further" "Maybe Europeans and bums do. Roll a fatty or don't roll at all" "Not the true stoners. We go all green"

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Paper, Scissors, Fire (and fire always wins)

HennyMan at it again. This time a lot of new synths here, big props to SynthMaster, which is a pretty cool plugin. I would describe this somewhere between punk house and electronic pop.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Going Home

Roots riddims were really popular around the 2002-2008 era. Lately there have been some good riddims every now and then. Well this one is a fresh one, maybe not the new "Truth and Rights" or "Police In Helicopter", but it'll nice up the dance fi real.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Support Black Superman

This was really sad news. The Black Superman who has already featured on our blog before was assaulted a couple days ago here in Helsinki. Apparently some inebriated young men had kicked him off his rope to show their masculine power of joint effort and the creativity of drunken mind.

Fortunately Superman did get too bruised and he was not left with permanet injuries. We the Kriton Posse would like to send him all the best and encourage you to give him a couple of euros next time you pass by his act. Let's all sing this song.

Sunday, November 10, 2013

She Call Me The King Riddim

Although HennyMan is a true reggae head, he hasn't actully produced any reggae riddims. Until now. Here's She Call Me The King Riddim, a combination of one drop and dub with some hip hop flavoured drums. If you're a deejay/singjay/vocalist and find this interesting, holla back.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Boffkick Murphys

There is something seriously disturbing in this vid. I mean, Dropkick Murphys soundtrack to a boffing gettogether? LARPing thugs? But then again, there's something tempting here... Might just want to take a swing at them?

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Smooth talker

Here's a brand new soundtrack for the weekend, HennyMan's Smooth Talker. This time some soulful vocals with a lot of keyboards and some four on the floor as well.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Bad Minton, a new track from Henny

Yes, new gear makes Henny active. Big up Ableton Live 9, here's brand new track called "Bad Minton". It hasn't been mastered or anything yet, and maybe we'll get some groovy vocals added later. Just wanted to share it as soon as I felt there was a good vibe to it.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Hennyman Comes Alive

Kriton members activate themselves 2013! Here's a fresh cut from Hennessy Studios, Hennymans dub-esque/Trap remix of Tuuttimörkö's Tee Mitä Lystäät. Enjoy!

Saturday, September 07, 2013

Not a teenager, not a mutant, not a turtle

True dem seh mi easy Mi bubble dem fi burst Tell dem seh mi birthday a no April first Ninja Man a ninja, mi no Hunda, mi no Yahama Ninja man a ninja, no Suzuki, no Catana Ninja man a ninja, mi a no police, mi a no soldier Mi a di general, mi a no, no push ova

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Nimbin Mardi Gras

"It is almost impossible to get a drink in Nimbin, but pot smoking is encouraged everywhere."

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Dyrt Byking

Sweet. Baltimore kids are the craziest.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Yeah!

Never wondered how many times has James Hetfield said Yeah? Well, click the Yeah above and find out, it's a massive sound collage of all of James' yeahs.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Vatos Locos!

And it's on Youtube....

Hey, Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man

I may be white from the outside, but I'm brown on the inside, TO THE BONE.

Dick and Asshole that's all you ever call me. What is my name Dick Asshole?

CHINGA TU MADRE!

Vatos Locos forever, ese!

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Sunday, April 07, 2013

Wu Tang Gurlz

I'd be careful out on the field with these gurlz. They apparently are nothing to f*** with.

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Well Hello Kitty

Gene Simmons is known to be a business man and also a business, man (like Jay Z would put it). But still this is a bit... awkward? Mr Simmons is now the executive producer for a new tv animation series with a working title "Kiss Hello Kitty". It is the latest brand extension from a series of Kiss x Hello Kitty products, which feature Hello Kitty wearing the trademark Kiss make up (uh-huh). This product line actually debuted already in 2010.

Read more here

Or watch this post apocalyptic pearl from the golden era of music videos:

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Lidl Wain Represents

Source: via Gaba on LOL Wall

This just makes me wanna smoke crack. Hilarious.

Thursday, March 07, 2013

Ixnay on the Chronixxnay

So if 2012 was about Popcaan and Tommy Lee, I would predict Chronixx to be a safe bet for a 2013 talent in JA.

Don't sleep on Protoje!

Yeah, mon. I've always had a sweet spot for this kind of singjays with semi-conscious style mixed with a likkle of old skool patois verbalism. And looks like Protoje has actually invested some time and green for his videos, they're not just mobile cam shots from Kingston. This one's the fresher hit: But he's done good stuff for a couple years already, no wonder that he has also teamed up with Ky-Mani, this has a certain Marley-brotherhood vibe in it. Booyah, rasta!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Friday, February 22, 2013

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Original Harlem Shake

Harlem Shake way back Harlem Shake 2013 The internetz got me going nuts.

Friday, February 08, 2013

Beyonce removed from the internet


Beyonce's publicist wants all copies of unflattering Super-Bowl photos removed from the internet. Can you please help by not sharing this photo and removing any other like it that you find - Thanks. 


Monday, January 21, 2013

Diamonds In The Rough

Remixes still get people on the dancefloor and especially reggae remixes. And spicing up Rihanna isn't a bad idea, or what do you think?

Sunday, January 06, 2013

Friday, December 14, 2012

Stan 2.0

Let see if our favourite new talent Kendrick Lamar can support Dido in her comeback. The rap verse is solid K-dot, but the song is more of a remake of Stan with Eminem from year 1999 or so. Read more and listen to the track 'Let us move on' here. And yeah, she still looks hot.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Burning Spear, Jamaica, Queens


"Music is life why destroy I man life ? The Spear shovel his own snow. Just a man like any other man."

Via: https://www.facebook.com/burningspear

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

FINNISH HARDCORE MIXTAPE: Kiitos veteraanit 1982-1982


DJ PERZZA's notorious semi-legendary mixtape from 2007.

"Itsenäisen Suomen 90-vuotispäivän johdosta Perzza rykäisi levyhyllystään kasan classista ja harvinaista KOTIMAISTA 82'hooceeta. Jos ei maistu, nii tappakaa ittenne vitun ÄPÄRÄT"

"Some people have been longing for this Finnish hardcore -mixtape I made for independence day 2007. Here it is again, uploaded by a friendly soul. "KIITOS VETERAANIT 1982-1982" 

Including Terveet Kädet, Stalin, Lama, Maho Neitsyt, Kaaos, Kansan uutiset, Klimax etc. Ask for the track list and I'LL BURN YOUR EMBASSY."

DOWNLOAD, click quickly while it's still there. 

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

How to use Snus

There you got it, you americans. It's not snuff or dip, it's the swede stuff. Appararently snusing is taking some air in the west coast where you can get this black gold from quite many instances.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Whoop, whoop, we are the Juggalos!

"We come from all walks of life – from poverty, from rich, from all religions, all colors. [...] It doesn't matter if you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth, or a crack rock in your mouth" This is the dopest ish. White trash and proud of it. Gathering of the Juggalos 2013, let's meet there, whoop, whoop! Mere education here --> American Juggalo

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Zombie Love

There are a couple of TV series that keep me glued to the tv-set (or laptop) and one of them is the Walking Dead. A killer (!) first season, a semi-boring second one and now the third season really got me hooked.

But even more I was impressed by the the Walking Dead Game. This is mos def a daddy game, a one for the senior citizens, but in a good way. You don't go running around slashing zombies, it's more about living the story and making decisions that will alter the storyline.

Much more cool than the Star Wars Kinect that I bought last week. High expextations (I mean light sabers and Kinect, makings of ultimate fun) but serious fail. Disney-like storytelling and some wack gamemodes (dancing???) turned me off. Zombies rule.

Stoned Love

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Fatty Boom Boom (what drugs was I on)

There are good pills and bad pills. I think these guys just took 'em all.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Friday, August 24, 2012

From Washington D.C. to South Central, Los Angeles

This is how you start a gig. Body Count is awesomeness. But then again this was pretty cool as well, back in 1983...

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Mavado gettin' sum cash'n money

One of the latest really big dancehall stars, Mavado has been signed to Cash Money Records and taking over the US. Maybe some duets with Lil Wayne coming up? Read more here. We the best!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tommy Lee rule di summah!

You gotta love him. He has a confusing name and he has both a mickey mouse voice and a rough singjay voice. And he is the hottest gun at the moment in Jamdom dancehalls. Ladies and gentlemen; Tommy Lee. Gaza man crazy, yuh know he crazy...

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Latin rappin for a summer day

Heere you goooo. Crack Family representin'

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

XX TRUE TILL DEATH XX

BrooklynVegan (our trusted sxe source of info) has revealed that it’s pretty much a definite that Chain of Strength will be playing Revelation 25 in NYC in October 2012. Let's see if they have beers in their hands or not. XX

Solstice celebration 2012

I guess I was in Seattle a week too early. I mean, naked bikeriders, superstar costumes, bodypaintings and stuff. Sure beats the midsummer fiesta in Finland with mosquitos, drunk drivers and people drowning in the lakes and unpredictable weather conditions.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

What comes out of Detroit?

Cars and techno of course. These guys recorded some sounds from a Ford Fusion and made some tracks out of them.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Mustang Sally

Now it's time for some serious endorsement; Fender Mustang amps rock hard! This was the first modeling amp with built in effects that I have owned and I must admit I was really surpised how cool this little thing can be as your rehearse / home amp. This will give you many hours of instant fun from screetching metal sounds to foggy 60's tube amp emulations. Maybe not studio quality, but this one sends signal directly via USB, so you bet you'll hear this baby in the future Kriton releases. I used to be a true believer in tube only amps and still have my gigantic Laney stacks in the basement, but this is good fun and variation to that. Twang! Power Chord! Tapping! Riffs! Licks!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Vinyl Ads

Ok, kinda cool and leveraging the hype of vinyl, but really not that innovative. I remember as a kid subscribing to Guitar World & Guitar Player magazines and there were often vinyl singels as cut offs in the magazines.

Fifty on a yellow card, referee, be hard please!

Saturday, May 05, 2012

Let's Dance

Some cool moves here. My faves are:

"The Guitar Man" 0:47 -->

"The Humper on Acid" 1:03 -->

"The Banker" 2:37 -->

"The White Dickies Dude" 2:57 -->

Friday, April 20, 2012

Monday, April 16, 2012

Friday, April 13, 2012

Shit happens


I'm not sure what these guys are on besides being stinking rich

Tuesday, April 03, 2012

3rd Nation - Real Love // I Believe



Awesome track! which I'd completely forgotten about.

And here's another, real house vibes yo'all, in HELLsinki 1990s styleeeeee! (Even comes with some authentic GSM signal noise for that additional flava in yo' ear... )

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Temple Lords 420


Ok, the length of the video is 4:20, obviously. I personally like the fact that there are religious options for those indecisives. Although this guy may be a bit crazy in the coconut.

Friday, March 30, 2012