Not a teenager, not a mutant, not a turtle

True dem seh mi easy Mi bubble dem fi burst Tell dem seh mi birthday a no April first Ninja Man a ninja, mi no Hunda, mi no Yahama Ninja man a ninja, no Suzuki, no Catana Ninja man a ninja, mi a no police, mi a no soldier Mi a di general, mi a no, no push ova

Nimbin Mardi Gras

"It is almost impossible to get a drink in Nimbin, but pot smoking is encouraged everywhere."

Dyrt Byking

Sweet. Baltimore kids are the craziest.

Yeah!

Never wondered how many times has James Hetfield said Yeah? Well, click the Yeah above and find out, it's a massive sound collage of all of James' yeahs.

Vatos Locos!

And it's on Youtube....

Hey, Cinderella, go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming, you got the wrong man

I may be white from the outside, but I'm brown on the inside, TO THE BONE.

Dick and Asshole that's all you ever call me. What is my name Dick Asshole?

CHINGA TU MADRE!

Vatos Locos forever, ese!

Bathing Bad

This cracked me up.

Wu Tang Gurlz

I'd be careful out on the field with these gurlz. They apparently are nothing to f*** with.

Well Hello Kitty

Gene Simmons is known to be a business man and also a business, man (like Jay Z would put it). But still this is a bit... awkward? Mr Simmons is now the executive producer for a new tv animation series with a working title "Kiss Hello Kitty". It is the latest brand extension from a series of Kiss x Hello Kitty products, which feature Hello Kitty wearing the trademark Kiss make up (uh-huh). This product line actually debuted already in 2010.

Read more here

Or watch this post apocalyptic pearl from the golden era of music videos:

Lidl Wain Represents

Source: via Gaba on LOL Wall

This just makes me wanna smoke crack. Hilarious.

Ixnay on the Chronixxnay

So if 2012 was about Popcaan and Tommy Lee, I would predict Chronixx to be a safe bet for a 2013 talent in JA.

Don't sleep on Protoje!

Yeah, mon. I've always had a sweet spot for this kind of singjays with semi-conscious style mixed with a likkle of old skool patois verbalism. And looks like Protoje has actually invested some time and green for his videos, they're not just mobile cam shots from Kingston. This one's the fresher hit: But he's done good stuff for a couple years already, no wonder that he has also teamed up with Ky-Mani, this has a certain Marley-brotherhood vibe in it. Booyah, rasta!

Rusko - Somebody To Love X 2

Rakennusinsinööri

LEGOLIZE IT !!!

Original Harlem Shake

Harlem Shake way back Harlem Shake 2013 The internetz got me going nuts.

Beyonce removed from the internet

Beyonce's publicist wants all copies of unflattering Super-Bowl photos removed from the internet. Can you please help by not sharing this photo and removing any other like it that you find - Thanks. 

Original Don - Flosstradamus RMX

Meet me in a .... It’s Goin’ Down!

Diamonds In The Rough

Remixes still get people on the dancefloor and especially reggae remixes. And spicing up Rihanna isn't a bad idea, or what do you think?

SLAM: Positive Education / Intensities In-Ten-Cities

We Are The Robots

The coolest thing this year so far.

Stan 2.0

Let see if our favourite new talent Kendrick Lamar can support Dido in her comeback. The rap verse is solid K-dot, but the song is more of a remake of Stan with Eminem from year 1999 or so. Read more and listen to the track 'Let us move on' here. And yeah, she still looks hot.

Karriem Riggins

WHERE THE RED NOSED REINDEER AT?

Burning Spear, Jamaica, Queens

"Music is life why destroy I man life ? The Spear shovel his own snow. Just a man like any other man."

Via: https://www.facebook.com/burningspear

FINNISH HARDCORE MIXTAPE: Kiitos veteraanit 1982-1982

DJ PERZZA's notorious semi-legendary mixtape from 2007.

"Itsenäisen Suomen 90-vuotispäivän johdosta Perzza rykäisi levyhyllystään kasan classista ja harvinaista KOTIMAISTA 82'hooceeta. Jos ei maistu, nii tappakaa ittenne vitun ÄPÄRÄT"

"Some people have been longing for this Finnish hardcore -mixtape I made for independence day 2007. Here it is again, uploaded by a friendly soul. "KIITOS VETERAANIT 1982-1982" 

Including Terveet Kädet, Stalin, Lama, Maho Neitsyt, Kaaos, Kansan uutiset, Klimax etc. Ask for the track list and I'LL BURN YOUR EMBASSY."

DOWNLOAD, click quickly while it's still there. 

Tuuttimörkö - KANTAA OTTAVA KAPPA LE

Tuuttimörkö - Totuus feat. DJ Kridlokk

How to use Snus

There you got it, you americans. It's not snuff or dip, it's the swede stuff. Appararently snusing is taking some air in the west coast where you can get this black gold from quite many instances.

Whoop, whoop, we are the Juggalos!

"We come from all walks of life – from poverty, from rich, from all religions, all colors. [...] It doesn't matter if you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth, or a crack rock in your mouth" This is the dopest ish. White trash and proud of it. Gathering of the Juggalos 2013, let's meet there, whoop, whoop! Mere education here --> American Juggalo

Zombie Love

There are a couple of TV series that keep me glued to the tv-set (or laptop) and one of them is the Walking Dead. A killer (!) first season, a semi-boring second one and now the third season really got me hooked.

But even more I was impressed by the the Walking Dead Game. This is mos def a daddy game, a one for the senior citizens, but in a good way. You don't go running around slashing zombies, it's more about living the story and making decisions that will alter the storyline.

Much more cool than the Star Wars Kinect that I bought last week. High expextations (I mean light sabers and Kinect, makings of ultimate fun) but serious fail. Disney-like storytelling and some wack gamemodes (dancing???) turned me off. Zombies rule.

Stoned Love

Baraka! Colorado! Washington!

Pirihannu Anthem

CHIEF KEEF - 3HUNNA

PERCOLATOR

 CLASSIC TIME !!!

Fatty Boom Boom (what drugs was I on)

There are good pills and bad pills. I think these guys just took 'em all.

World of Rock And Roll

The Finnish view on the world of demonic hard rock.

Who took my big piece of chicken

Makes me wanna have sum.... chikin.

Fly like an EAGLE ! / Nobody Beats The Put

SNORT MORE KETAMINE !!!

From Washington D.C. to South Central, Los Angeles

This is how you start a gig. Body Count is awesomeness. But then again this was pretty cool as well, back in 1983...

Mavado gettin' sum cash'n money

One of the latest really big dancehall stars, Mavado has been signed to Cash Money Records and taking over the US. Maybe some duets with Lil Wayne coming up? Read more here. We the best!

Party Like A Rockstar

Tommy Lee rule di summah!

You gotta love him. He has a confusing name and he has both a mickey mouse voice and a rough singjay voice. And he is the hottest gun at the moment in Jamdom dancehalls. Ladies and gentlemen; Tommy Lee. Gaza man crazy, yuh know he crazy...

Latin rappin for a summer day

Heere you goooo. Crack Family representin'

XX TRUE TILL DEATH XX

BrooklynVegan (our trusted sxe source of info) has revealed that it’s pretty much a definite that Chain of Strength will be playing Revelation 25 in NYC in October 2012. Let's see if they have beers in their hands or not. XX

Solstice celebration 2012

I guess I was in Seattle a week too early. I mean, naked bikeriders, superstar costumes, bodypaintings and stuff. Sure beats the midsummer fiesta in Finland with mosquitos, drunk drivers and people drowning in the lakes and unpredictable weather conditions.

I’m in Oakland and I’m Riding My Scraper Bike

Via Urbanvelo.

Vybz Kartel vs. Aidonia

What comes out of Detroit?

Cars and techno of course. These guys recorded some sounds from a Ford Fusion and made some tracks out of them.

Mustang Sally

Now it's time for some serious endorsement; Fender Mustang amps rock hard! This was the first modeling amp with built in effects that I have owned and I must admit I was really surpised how cool this little thing can be as your rehearse / home amp. This will give you many hours of instant fun from screetching metal sounds to foggy 60's tube amp emulations. Maybe not studio quality, but this one sends signal directly via USB, so you bet you'll hear this baby in the future Kriton releases. I used to be a true believer in tube only amps and still have my gigantic Laney stacks in the basement, but this is good fun and variation to that. Twang! Power Chord! Tapping! Riffs! Licks!

And we nuh bomb pon a fool like bees WHAT!

Vinyl Ads

Ok, kinda cool and leveraging the hype of vinyl, but really not that innovative. I remember as a kid subscribing to Guitar World & Guitar Player magazines and there were often vinyl singels as cut offs in the magazines.

Fifty on a yellow card, referee, be hard please!

映画 『デッド寿司』 予告編 (Dead Sushi)

Blast From The Past, Part 37.

”Laserskater - A Hero of the New Millenium!”

This shit is serious:
http://www.flashback.fi/post/21/laserskater-neuvoo

Laserskater's homepage:
http://laserskater.suntuubi.com/

Let's Dance

Some cool moves here. My faves are:

"The Guitar Man" 0:47 -->

"The Humper on Acid" 1:03 -->

"The Banker" 2:37 -->

"The White Dickies Dude" 2:57 -->

Sh*t People Say At Record Stores

Say whuut?

As years go by...

Shit happens

I'm not sure what these guys are on besides being stinking rich

3rd Nation - Real Love // I Believe

Awesome track! which I'd completely forgotten about.

And here's another, real house vibes yo'all, in HELLsinki 1990s styleeeeee! (Even comes with some authentic GSM signal noise for that additional flava in yo' ear... )

Temple Lords 420

Ok, the length of the video is 4:20, obviously. I personally like the fact that there are religious options for those indecisives. Although this guy may be a bit crazy in the coconut.

24 Hour Ghetto Workout

Let the block be your gym.

Inna Di Yard Vol 5 - 2012 Cometh

Okay, here you go, the latest Spotify Playlist by Kriton Posse and selector Hennyman. It's the fifth Inna Di Yard compilation, now focusing on biiiig chuuuunes in 2012 so far.

What we have here is a stellar selection with rising new artists like Hefla Nyah, Future Fambo, Potential Kid, Elly Ess with more established ones like Popcaan, I Octane & Chuck Fenda. And of course the playlist features big time stars like Mr Vegas, Movado, Bounty Killer, Elephant & Beenie Man.

Get the playlist from here: Inna Di Yard Vol5 - 2012 cometh

And you can also dig into the older playlists from the Inna Di Yard series:

Vol 4
Vol 3
Vol 2
Vol 1

Now, tun it up! Louda, Louda!

p.s. this one's not yet on Spotify, so here yuh go; ONE KNOCK!, the party anthem of 2012, the Kriton Boyz say ONE KNOCK!

Hefla Nyah - Tainted

Call it a remake, call it a version, call it a remix, call it stealing. What ever you call it, it works in reggae. This time a new talent, Hefla Nyah originally from JA, raised in Philly, has his way with Soft Cell's Tainted Love. This time with a bit more conscious roots vibe featuring Guyanese Natural Black.

Scared of heights?

I have no idea what these kids are saying or what they have eaten/inhaled, but I get chills just by watching this.

NOW HEAR DIS! BIM!

"Set Up The Mic was initially recorded in 2008 by Buju for Young Blood Records on the Rapid Burst Riddim. Intended as a just-for-fun freestyle, a studio engineer, fixing levels at the beginning of a studio session, pressed "record" by accident while the Grammy-winning singjay was voicing."

FREE BUJU !!! FIYA PON BABYLON !

Po-Po Brutality: If You See Something, Film Something

This video was created as an example of the importance of filming the police.

Video provides transparency, accountability, and an accurate account of incidents that occur. It is no secret that the United States has a serious problem with police abuse, brutality, and corruption. It is essential for civilians to document their encounters with police officers to ensure transparency, accountability, and safety to all of those involved. Police departments have, for too long, tried to bully, intimidate, threaten, arrest, or otherwise harass law abiding citizens from recording the activities of law enforcement in public.

Enough is enough! It is time for all of us to take a stand and expose police brutality when we witness it. Even if the officers behavior is correct, and justifiable, we still encourage the recording of the police activities for the transparency and accountability that is desperately needed in many departments. If you see something, film something, the freedom of press begins with you!

Rachel Wallace - Tell Me Why (1992)

Pippi Långstrump och pojkar

Played out fo'sho but 4REAL

Time After Time, You're On My Mind

Can't go wrong with a Cyndi Lauper remake with T.O.K. & Busy Signal inna lover's stylee

Foghorn: One Love (1996)

Foghorn -1996 from johnny aka 270 Maffia on Vimeo.

This is a true classic from the days of our yoof. Some familiar headz in there, looking oh so fresh.

Via Miglos.

So Guru

Hooked on Nardwuar

I'm completely addicted to watching these Nardwuar interview videos these past few weeks. Seriously, all I do is watch these clips. This guy is my friggin hero right now. And there's like 27 pages of embedded Youtube videos right here. Just to let you know.

Dis gyal BADD! -> Tiana - Pum Pum Phat

Surely the hottest version of Popcaan's Ravin?

Making beats with....gunshots

Looks like the average afterparty at 5 AM when things go a bit overboard. Funny ish though, like pow pow pow.

But NINJA TURTLE SWAG????? Say whuuut?

How To Be A Successful Black Artist

"Don't let the white white folks know that you have a savings acount or that you recycle." Hilarious shit. AND that dude's name is Hennessy!

OG indoor skateboarding

When the weather is like it is and you're too lazy to go to the nearest indoor skateboarding facility, you can always play with your fingers. I think this video's quite neatly executed. And yes, it's an ad...


This one is not that artistic but funny ish. Giant hand ftw!

Mi Luv Mi Computa

Happy New Year 2012 from team Kriton! Uglyman!

Kriton season's greetings

Ho-ho-ho, merry christmas Charlie Brown! Let it be a black and a hard one!

Hank Hill having a Skrillex moment

Bubble Gummin'

Tomorrow is a good day, 'cos Jah love mi. Konshens keeps on representing with this Bubble Gum Riddim. "We nuh fear devil sign and illuminati...jah jah a di general inna we army!!!".


And it's a good day fi di yardie dem. T.O.K. never went away. T that OK?


And Alaine shines through this one as well

Prog, proggy, proggier, finnished

Not being a conoisseur of progressive rock I have not shared any finnish prog bands here, but there's always a first time for everything.

Here you go, Wigwam at its' best. 10 minutes of musical mayhem, instrumental geniousness and goofy (sorry, meant "hipster") looks.

DMCA can suck my balls

Yeah,

Blogger had to remove our mixtape post for the On the run -mixtape from a complaint by Traci Crippen from RIAA. The complaint states that "certain content in your blog is alleged to infringe upon the copyrights of others". And the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) complaint is based on "unauthorized reproductions of sound recordings by artist including CHINO"

What puzzles me is that on this blog we have not published nor uploaded any unauthorized material by Chino. What we published was a link to a mixtape on another service. So if linking is illegal by some US DMCA bia**es then we're quilty.

Well, I removed the name of Chino and reposted the daymn thing. The bad thing is that the original file that was on Mediafire is also deleted by DMCA complaints.

So let's see it this post gets moderated.

p.s. we're not blaming Blogger in the first place, but DMCA. Although Blogger could have bigger balls as well in cases like this. Or Google, or who ever pulls the strings here. Oops, now Google guys will delete this post.. Maybe we should insult Apple as well and get the Apple fanboys against us?

Megaupload song

Sooooo. We love 'em file sharing sites as well, but here Kanye, Drake and Diddy and other friends sing the praise for Megaupload. I'm puzzled. Honestly. How did they get these guys to promote this?

Anyways, two things I'd like to highlight from this clip.

1) We've been wondering where the heck is Lil Jon. Well, on this video.

2) The chorus melody is soooo world music that it would make Peter Gabriel and Wyclef Jean jealous.

Vybz Kartel escape?

This is real life Prison Break, not a TV show! Apparently Vybz Kartel managed to escape with a couple of cellmates from prison in JA. Read more details here

This is the biggest prison break in Jamaica ever, let's see how the Gaza Don will continue the escape. Vybz talking the talk and walking the walk! Badman a badman!

EDIT: Latest news: this might be a hoax, a rumour, just a media stunt to keep Vybz in the headlines? So say the police dem in jamaican media Who believe di police dem?

EDIT part deux. Ok, it seems like Hype Life Magazine started this rumor. Here's a direct quote from their website:

"I could appeal to the fact that it was written for the sake of a good joke, that I was just considering a good marketing move toward my website, but not expecting anyone to be naive enough to take it serious. "

Well, we at the Kriton camp find this ish extremely funny. Makes you think about journalism and quality of information sources. And it's powerful marketing for the website, and I guess Vybz don't mind the free publicity either.

Evolution of rappers' pants

This is the way we roll. From midgets to stripper-lookalikes.

Dubstep cover with wikkid guitar stuff in it

Ok, I admit it, I haven't seen this kinda stuff before. I mean the system the bass player and guitarist are using from 0.57 onwards? This freaks me out. Geeks. Cool.

Apparently it's Hot Hand by Source Audio. Gotta get my hands on that.

Welcome to Helsinki

Well Helsinki ain't New York, but it's awesome that they're making songs about it like it was. Big up. And it's a great posse here. Stadi, respect!

All hail techno Viking

untsch, untsch, untsch goes the Viking.

Master The Internet

Go gurl!

My mind is blown...

Beyond beatboxing

History of hip hop in one mouthful.

Songsmith Aces

This is...akwardly cool. It's done with Microsoft Songsmith and that stuff is usually quite annoying and plain awful, and I guess this is so as well. But it's Lemmy.

Party at Nathia Gali

Theses guys have had the shisha burning since dawn..