Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Warrant issued for former Warrant singer



More info here
Although crimes or accidents are no fun, I couldn't help myself picturing these headlines:

"Former Poison singer sentenced to death by poison"
"White snake attacked former singer of Whitesnake"
"A giant ratt bit former singer of Ratt"
"Scorpions surrounded the former singer of Scorpions"

2 comments:

Fiil Inc said...

"Former singer of Bulletboys gunned down by some bullet boys."

"Hard rockers White Lion's horror safari: attacked by a white lion"

"Members of Faster Pussycat on a domestic pet pursuit: could not escape a faster pussycat"

Hennyman said...

"Animals on rampage at the Zoo: a deaf leopard chased down the former drummer of Def Leppard"

"A motley crew robbed former members of Mötley Crue and Skid Row at a skid row in NYC"

"A nightmare at the family reunion: a twisted sister attacked the former singer of Twisted Sister"