Last Of The Famous International Playmates

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith.

Despite being one of the weirdest and most f*ed-up american celebrities of the last decades, XL Playboy Playmate and cash money widow Anna Nicole Smith seemed always really really sad and unhappy. Even when she was having fun. And she was having fun a lot lot, if you consider drinking cheap cham while popping pills as fun.

I mean - did you ever watch her reality? She was just so out there it was amusing, entertaining and heartbreaking at the same time. I dont think it's even possible to have a life THAT full of unhappiness and misery. So that marriage with the 100-year old dude who died away was obviously a scam to get the dough. But to have your 20-year old son die a couple of days after the birth of your baby girl? And then pass away 5 months later. C'mon, even the Melrose Place writers would've scraped the hell out of that plot line as being far too unrealistic.

So even if 39 is REALLY young, the death was kinda no surprise. Still, my heart goes out to that 5 month old baby girl of hers. She's gonna have one fuc'd up life with her not-confirmed-father and the Hollywood paparazzi vulture set hanging around her.