Life Of Kriton

Pippi Långstrump och pojkar

2012-02-03T10:38:00.000+02:00

Played out fo'sho but 4REAL

2012-01-29T12:16:00.001+02:00

Time After Time, You're On My Mind

2012-01-27T22:42:00.003+02:00

Can't go wrong with a Cyndi Lauper remake with T.O.K. & Busy Signal inna lover's stylee

Foghorn: One Love (1996)

2012-01-27T10:16:00.004+02:00

Foghorn -1996 from johnny aka 270 Maffia on Vimeo.

This is a true classic from the days of our yoof. Some familiar headz in there, looking oh so fresh.

Via Miglos.

So Guru

2012-01-24T10:38:00.001+02:00

Hooked on Nardwuar

2012-01-18T11:44:00.007+02:00

I'm completely addicted to watching these Nardwuar interview videos these past few weeks. Seriously, all I do is watch these clips. This guy is my friggin hero right now. And there's like 27 pages of embedded Youtube videos right here. Just to let you know.

Dis gyal BADD! -> Tiana - Pum Pum Phat

2012-01-18T10:45:00.001+02:00

Surely the hottest version of Popcaan's Ravin?

Making beats with....gunshots

2012-01-14T11:54:00.003+02:00

Looks like the average afterparty at 5 AM when things go a bit overboard. Funny ish though, like pow pow pow.

But NINJA TURTLE SWAG????? Say whuuut?

How To Be A Successful Black Artist

2012-01-12T10:42:00.004+02:00

"Don't let the white white folks know that you have a savings acount or that you recycle." Hilarious shit. AND that dude's name is Hennessy!

OG indoor skateboarding

2012-01-05T13:00:00.003+02:00

When the weather is like it is and you're too lazy to go to the nearest indoor skateboarding facility, you can always play with your fingers. I think this video's quite neatly executed. And yes, it's an ad...

This one is not that artistic but funny ish. Giant hand ftw!

Mi Luv Mi Computa

2012-01-01T18:03:00.002+02:00

Happy New Year 2012 from team Kriton! Uglyman!

Kriton season's greetings

2011-12-23T15:13:00.003+02:00

Ho-ho-ho, merry christmas Charlie Brown! Let it be a black and a hard one!

Hank Hill having a Skrillex moment

2011-12-17T20:39:00.001+02:00

Bubble Gummin'

2011-12-13T20:54:00.007+02:00

Tomorrow is a good day, 'cos Jah love mi. Konshens keeps on representing with this Bubble Gum Riddim. "We nuh fear devil sign and illuminati...jah jah a di general inna we army!!!".

And it's a good day fi di yardie dem. T.O.K. never went away. T that OK?

And Alaine shines through this one as well

Prog, proggy, proggier, finnished

2011-12-10T21:19:00.006+02:00

Not being a conoisseur of progressive rock I have not shared any finnish prog bands here, but there's always a first time for everything.

Here you go, Wigwam at its' best. 10 minutes of musical mayhem, instrumental geniousness and goofy (sorry, meant "hipster") looks.

DMCA can suck my balls

2011-12-10T20:51:00.007+02:00

Yeah,

Blogger had to remove our mixtape post for the On the run -mixtape from a complaint by Traci Crippen from RIAA. The complaint states that "certain content in your blog is alleged to infringe upon the copyrights of others". And the DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) complaint is based on "unauthorized reproductions of sound recordings by artist including CHINO"

What puzzles me is that on this blog we have not published nor uploaded any unauthorized material by Chino. What we published was a link to a mixtape on another service. So if linking is illegal by some US DMCA bia**es then we're quilty.

Well, I removed the name of Chino and reposted the daymn thing. The bad thing is that the original file that was on Mediafire is also deleted by DMCA complaints.

So let's see it this post gets moderated.

p.s. we're not blaming Blogger in the first place, but DMCA. Although Blogger could have bigger balls as well in cases like this. Or Google, or who ever pulls the strings here. Oops, now Google guys will delete this post.. Maybe we should insult Apple as well and get the Apple fanboys against us?

Megaupload song

2011-12-10T19:58:00.003+02:00

Sooooo. We love 'em file sharing sites as well, but here Kanye, Drake and Diddy and other friends sing the praise for Megaupload. I'm puzzled. Honestly. How did they get these guys to promote this?

Anyways, two things I'd like to highlight from this clip.

1) We've been wondering where the heck is Lil Jon. Well, on this video.

2) The chorus melody is soooo world music that it would make Peter Gabriel and Wyclef Jean jealous.

Vybz Kartel escape?

2011-11-30T11:14:00.012+02:00

This is real life Prison Break, not a TV show! Apparently Vybz Kartel managed to escape with a couple of cellmates from prison in JA. Read more details here

This is the biggest prison break in Jamaica ever, let's see how the Gaza Don will continue the escape. Vybz talking the talk and walking the walk! Badman a badman!

EDIT: Latest news: this might be a hoax, a rumour, just a media stunt to keep Vybz in the headlines? So say the police dem in jamaican media Who believe di police dem?

EDIT part deux. Ok, it seems like Hype Life Magazine started this rumor. Here's a direct quote from their website:

"I could appeal to the fact that it was written for the sake of a good joke, that I was just considering a good marketing move toward my website, but not expecting anyone to be naive enough to take it serious. "

Well, we at the Kriton camp find this ish extremely funny. Makes you think about journalism and quality of information sources. And it's powerful marketing for the website, and I guess Vybz don't mind the free publicity either.

Evolution of rappers' pants

2011-11-24T16:46:00.001+02:00

This is the way we roll. From midgets to stripper-lookalikes.

Dubstep cover with wikkid guitar stuff in it

2011-11-14T19:52:00.005+02:00

Ok, I admit it, I haven't seen this kinda stuff before. I mean the system the bass player and guitarist are using from 0.57 onwards? This freaks me out. Geeks. Cool.

Apparently it's Hot Hand by Source Audio. Gotta get my hands on that.

Welcome to Helsinki

2011-11-08T20:44:00.004+02:00

Well Helsinki ain't New York, but it's awesome that they're making songs about it like it was. Big up. And it's a great posse here. Stadi, respect!

All hail techno Viking

2011-10-26T14:39:00.003+03:00

untsch, untsch, untsch goes the Viking.

Master The Internet

2011-10-24T13:19:00.001+03:00

Go gurl!

2011-10-16T01:07:00.000+03:00

My mind is blown...

2011-10-14T20:47:00.001+03:00

Beyond beatboxing

2011-10-13T19:46:00.001+03:00

History of hip hop in one mouthful.

Songsmith Aces

2011-10-12T19:36:00.003+03:00

This is...akwardly cool. It's done with Microsoft Songsmith and that stuff is usually quite annoying and plain awful, and I guess this is so as well. But it's Lemmy.

Party at Nathia Gali

2011-10-03T14:07:00.002+03:00

Theses guys have had the shisha burning since dawn..

911

2011-09-17T00:00:00.001+03:00

This is a huuge chuuune

Nobody Can Cross It

2011-09-16T23:28:00.004+03:00

Some funny ish. With many remixes already. And of course the dubstep edit

More Rudy

2011-09-10T19:08:00.003+03:00

I forgot to post this a couple of weeks ago when it came out, but it's still fresh. Ruudolf & Karri Koira doing their remake of the summer hit "Danza Kuduro".

So it's las manos arriba, cintura sola in finnstylee! Mammat riivaa!

Now what do you know about it?

2011-09-10T19:02:00.005+03:00

JVG AKA Jari & Villegalle may be a bit overhyped and a bit too icehockey lovin' for my taste. But when Ruudolf gets on board it's a killah combo.

And if they rap about prefering snapbacks to one size caps; I'm all for it.

Divine Rags

2011-08-26T14:39:00.002+03:00

Chain Swangaz

2011-08-11T09:38:00.003+03:00

But wait, is this a supa secret Chromeo sideproject?

And the winner is

2011-07-30T17:31:00.002+03:00

This team. Go guys!

It's the big bad wolf

2011-07-29T19:32:00.004+03:00

Last weekend of July, so let's howl!!!! Thump, thump!

Bears, a big dog, a vietnamese pig and a racoon

2011-06-13T20:59:00.001+03:00

Whut has she been toking?

Plane spotting

2011-05-24T14:52:00.002+03:00

Flight Radar.com
In real time. For the aviation nerds them.

"No acid until you've cleaned your room"

2011-05-18T14:29:00.001+03:00

Cyaan't talk bad bout mi, Konshens

2011-05-15T16:43:00.003+03:00

A great reply from Tiana to Konshens' more dutty lyrics a year back.

Don't know much a bout Tiana, but I bet we'll hear more from her in the future. And here's a Spotify link to an excellent soca-version of this chune.

On the floor - banging then drums

2011-05-12T21:43:00.000+03:00

I'm hooked to these drumming videos. This time there's this chick banging to the dancefloor filler "On the floor" by J-Lo & Pitbull. Puerto Rico meets Miami meets this college chick. I mean, you gotta love this.

Vegan Pad Thai Recipe

2011-05-11T15:53:00.000+03:00

Pointless Graffitis

2011-05-06T15:07:00.003+03:00

Some more cool words of wisdom can be found here

Fight For Your Right Re-Visited

2011-04-27T18:20:00.003+03:00

Awesome.

Happy 420

2011-04-20T19:25:00.001+03:00

The Mountain from Terje Sorgjerd on Vimeo.

Just to appreciate earth and all the sweet things it has to offer on this special day. Turn on, tune in, (roll it up) and cop out.

Whoa!

2011-04-13T14:58:00.000+03:00

Drummers wanted?

2011-04-13T14:14:00.004+03:00

Way back I posted a couple of links to bedroom heroes. These guys are the ones who rock their instrumens in their bedroom and share it on youtube.

This guy "Cobus" a bit more evolved; he prolly does these vids in his living room. And he sells some instruction vids apparenlty as well.

A decent player, no doubt. But funny.

Michael II

2011-04-12T12:55:00.003+03:00

MIKE! He truly is alive! And za baby as well!

Real Daggering

2011-04-11T17:33:00.002+03:00

Michael

2011-04-05T10:24:00.001+03:00

MIKE!! He is alive!!

Ludachrist show

2011-04-02T23:45:00.005+03:00

Fact #1: Ludachrist in not the same as Ludacris.
Fact #2: Mash Ups will be trendy in 2013. Again. Trust me. I know, sad really.
Fact #3: Brian from the streetz is the man. GTL 4 Life. Jersey Shore 4 life.
Fact #4: How confusing this video might seem, it has as a cool piano version of Axel F theme.

Yuck!

2011-03-16T15:16:00.004+02:00

If you love that 90's indie rock, then you'll heart will throb for this. It's got it all; the J Mascis howling guitars, Sebadoh riffs, Sonic Youth distorted vocals... You'll recognize their idols easily, but this is done so honestly and nicely that it's a winner.

R.I.P. Nate Dogg

2011-03-16T10:06:00.002+02:00

R.I.P. Cali's finest, the Wizard of Hooks, bigg homie Nate Dogg.

Stardust Ballroom 1984, Hollywood, Los Angeles

2011-03-10T16:07:00.000+02:00

"Here it is, a moment in time, courtesy of Al Flipside who documented the first Samhain L.A. show at the now demolished Stardust Ballroom on Sunset in Hollywood. There is no overdubbing or audio correcting, just the raw live show in all of its pandemonium and insanity. If you were lucky enough to be there, you know what it was like. If not, maybe this will give you a glimpse into a musical genre that was ignored by the mainstream music media but went on to influence generations of musicians and music fans worldwide. Go." - Glenn Danzig

Let Chromeo show the way

2011-03-10T15:46:00.002+02:00

This is a cool move, props to Nokia.

My Blackberry Is Not Working

2011-03-10T15:11:00.002+02:00

And now you know where to go to get it fixed.

Bagpipe reggae

2011-03-09T11:49:00.003+02:00

Another genre that we didn't know that we need. Read more from here

Hello?

2011-03-04T21:34:00.001+02:00

The End is near... ZENGA ZENGA!

2011-03-02T15:46:00.001+02:00

My Calendar

2011-03-02T11:47:00.001+02:00

Ghostface feat. Black Thought: IN THA PARK!

2011-03-01T09:38:00.001+02:00

This shit is straight up DOPE! Bring back the 90s styles....

Can't Touch This!

2011-02-21T16:11:00.000+02:00

MC Hammer Vader Busts a Move - Watch more Funny Videos

Kids today

2011-02-19T22:51:00.003+02:00

Yeah, this one's not the freshest parody out there, but still works. Kids today...

New Jopo Helkama Stop//Step Helsinki FAIL

2011-02-17T12:52:00.003+02:00

Here in Finland we say: "EI näin..."

Fake Jeans, Admit it!

2011-02-11T22:17:00.003+02:00

LOL. Though the Vybz Kartel Straight jeans and fitted is the ish, this is to the point as well...

360° video madness

2011-02-10T12:26:00.003+02:00

This is pretty cool.

We will be invincible

2011-02-10T10:25:00.005+02:00

Nice Pat Benatar sample and then some from a dude with the most generic rap name, Young Twist. Nevermind the pistol wiggling in the video, this joint is pretty awesome. And apparently still quite underground, with only a couple hundred Youtube views.

Like I see it

2011-02-09T15:43:00.004+02:00

Dear christ. This one has the potential to be my fave of the month. Thump, Thump.
The hottest dancehall (Mavado)& reggae (Jah Cure) stars featuring the boss (Rick Ross). Not bad at all.

World's Fastest Guitar Player

2011-02-08T22:16:00.003+02:00

This guy is weird. But fast. Just skip to the end of the vid where he does over 300 BPM.

Left Dazed & Confused ...

2011-02-07T16:57:00.001+02:00

Inna Di Yard - Spotify Reggae Selection for February 2011

2011-02-06T15:02:00.006+02:00

Here's some reggae & dancehall chart toppers of the month selected by Hennyman. This time as a Spotify playlist, enjoy!

Included are all the latest hits from Mavado, Vybz Kartel, Spragga Benz, Aidonia and others. Not to forget my artist of the month I-Octane.

Üllatus !!!

2011-02-04T10:38:00.002+02:00

Do not shop from Wantglasses.com

2011-02-03T13:43:00.004+02:00

Online shopping is usually lots of fun. And if you're considering to buy eyewear, sunglasses, prescription glasses, frames etc., it can save you a lot of money.

But it can also be tedious, when you're dealing with shops with lousy customer service. So I would strongly recommend not to buy from Wantglasses.com. They have a cool offering, nice prices but they suck at customer service. They do respond to your email relatively quickly, but they do not return your money in time if you have cancelled your order. Read my full rant here

They suck. I repeat: wantglasses sucks.

However I would strongly recommend Your Online Optician. They have good service, deliver what they promise. Hands up for them!

Whoonga is killing township peeps

2011-01-31T20:56:00.003+02:00

Addicts have always been innovative. What makes whoonga different - a fine white powder, added to marijuana and smoked - is its composition.

It's a blend of detergent powder, rat poison and, crucially, crushed up ARVs, or antiretroviral drugs distributed free to HIV sufferers.

This is some sick s**t.

R.I.P. Casco

2011-01-31T11:57:00.002+02:00

Rest In Peace, godfather of Italo.

R.I.P. Gladys Horton

2011-01-28T10:18:00.000+02:00

Promised Land // Dub Fire

2011-01-26T12:14:00.002+02:00

That's hot, and as it happens I posted this here not that long ago:
http://kriton-music.blogspot.com/2009/12/dub-fiya-aswad-dub-fire.html

Sausage, pork, beef....

2011-01-24T23:57:00.002+02:00

Thank you DanceMob !!!

2011-01-21T13:13:00.002+02:00

Yes. Because...

Lionrock: Packet Of Peace
X-Press 2: Music Express
Fire Island: There But For The Grace Of God
Klatsch: God Save The Queer
The Good Men: Give It Up
Aftershock: Slave To The Vibe
Hardrive: Deep Inside
Barbara Tucker: Beautiful People
River Ocean feat. India: Love And Happiness
Kenny "Dope" Presents The Bucketheads: The Bomb
De'Lacy: Hideaway
Everything But The Girl: Missing
Billie Ray Martin: Your Loving Arms
Joi Cardwell: Love And Devotion
Robin S: Show Me Love
Livin Joy: Dreamer
The Original: I Luv You Baby
Kristine W: Feel What You Want
Sound Of One: As I Am
Wildchild: Renegade Master
Wink: Higher State Of Consciousness
Tori Amos: Professional Widow (Armand's Star Trunk Funkin' Mix)
Alcatraz: Giv Me Luv
Sandy B: Make The World Go Round (Deep Dish Vocal)
Funky Green Dogs: Fired Up (Twilo Anthem Edit)
Ruffneck feat. Yavahn: Everybody Be Somebody
Armand Van Helden Presents The Old School Junkies: The Funk Phenomena
Winx: Don't Laugh
Boris Dlugosch: Keep Pushing
Byron Stingly: Get Up
Mousse T: Horny ('98)
Transatlantic Soul: Release Yourself
Bobby D'Ambrosio feat. Michelle Weeks: Moment Of My Life
Ultra Nate: Free (Mood II Swing Extended Vocal)
Skunk Anansie: Brazen (Weep) (Junior Vasquez Arena Anthem)
Daft Punk: Around The World
Stardust: Music Sounds Better With You
JiiHoo: Let Me Luv U (Main Mix)
Electribe 1.0.1.: Talking With Myself
Frankie Knuckles featuring Satoshi Tomiie: Tears
Alison Limerick: Where Love Lives
Marshall Jefferson presents Umosia: We Are Unity
Ce Ce Peniston: Finally
Pamela Fernandez: Kickin' In The Beat
The Nightcrawlers: Push The Feeling On
Incognito: Always There
Brand New Heavies: Never Stop
Clivilles & Cole: A Deeper Love
Little Louie Vega & Marc Anthony: Ride On The Rhythm
Mass Order: Lift Every Voice
Inner City: Hallelujah (Leftfield On High Vocal)
Leftfield: Song Of Life
Gat Decor: Passion
Hardfloor: Acperience I
Lil' Louis: French Kiss
J.M. Silk: Music Is The Key
Marshall Jefferson: Move Your Body (House Music Anthem)
Farley Jackmaster Funk featuring. Darryl Pandy: Love Can't Turn Around
Nitro Deluxe: This Brutal House
Raze: Break 4 Love
Rhythim Is Rhythim: Strings Of Life
Mr. Fingers: Can You Feel It
Ce Ce Rogers: Someday
Joe Smooth: Promised Land
Frankie Knuckles: Your Love
The Source feat. Candi Staton: You've Got The Love
Ten City: Devotion
Ralphi Rosario: You Used To Hold Me
Todd Terry: Weekend
Black Riot: A Day In The Life
Swan Lake: In The Name Of Love
Inner City: Big Fun
A Guy Called Gerald: Voodoo Ray

Ken Ishii 'EXTRA'

2011-01-14T22:02:00.000+02:00

Scared Money mosaic remix

2011-01-12T16:48:00.008+02:00

Once again pretty useless but cool stuff.

Yooouuutuuube.com will convert any Youtube vid into a mosaic of smaller frames.

I tried it out with an old Kriton classic Scared Money, just beware of epileptic seizures while watching this one.

Straight Jeans

2011-01-12T16:27:00.004+02:00

Jeans and t-shirts neva go outta style.

"Ah nuh weh wi ride or weh wi ina
Wedda bicycle, benz, or beema"

"Straight jeans and fitted
ina white t-shirt we did it
we rock dose shades to di limit"

Go Huoratron! Go Finland! Go M.I.A,

2011-01-12T11:27:00.006+02:00

Get the Huoratron remix of M.I.A's Internet Connection.
You could read more from the Pitchfork-site

Superman Spotted in Helsinki

2011-01-10T16:33:00.007+02:00

Once again the black superman has been spotted doing acrobatic circus stunts in Helsinki center.

I guess it's the same guy that Jussi spotted in 2006. However it's still unsure whether the giant chicken has lived to see 2011.

B-MORE!

2011-01-06T22:24:00.001+02:00

2011 & the talking bong

2011-01-01T14:01:00.001+02:00

It's 2011 peeps and here's the weirdest vid I've seen this year. A talking bong. I hope your year did not start like this....

Ho ho ho, and a very merry xmas t'yall

2010-12-23T16:44:00.002+02:00

It's about that time: seasons greetings from the Kriton Posse.

Now, in a rappin' way!

West coast: Snoop Dogg – Xmas Seasons

East Coast: Jim Jones – Ballin' On Xmas

Dirty South: David Banner – The Christmas Song

Old skool: RUN-DMC – Christmas In Hollis

Ancient Skool: Kurtis Blow – Christmas Rappin'

Ital Slap Chop. Murda dem! One time!

2010-12-16T13:53:00.003+02:00

Walter Tobias Franfettfuckster

2010-12-16T13:45:00.001+02:00

Christmas Vybz

2010-12-07T23:51:00.007+02:00

You know that the silent night is around di corner when Vybz Kartel comes up with a new xmas song. This time teaming up with Sheba he's here with "Like Christmas". Maybe not so out there as 2009 with Gaza Christmas when Vybzie was chanting about killing Santa (!), but this time the overuse of autotune mixed with obscene & profane lyrical still makes it a statement for the holiday season. Just plain xmas spirit, seen!

So for your xmas party of choice you can go either for the...

...Clean version

Or try the f****n dutty one for the pure punanny approach

Free Hannukah Gift

2010-12-02T18:48:00.004+02:00

Shalom, or should we say שלום to y'all! It's happy hannukah and here's Matisyahu's seasons's greetings! Awesome vid.

Super Timor

2010-11-28T21:56:00.003+02:00

Syper timooooor.

Pass Out w/ yo Arse Out

2010-11-26T22:00:00.001+02:00

Kiira

2010-11-26T14:55:00.000+02:00

Our kind of girl!

Jacko, two midget ladies and a bottle of Stolichnaya

2010-11-26T10:05:00.001+02:00

BTW Fiil Inc. found this, not me.

Killing Hipsters!

2010-11-24T23:02:00.001+02:00

I'll bust a cap in your Mac

2010-11-18T15:55:00.002+02:00

Check out what happens to your Apple devices if you would decide to destroy them for instance by shooting...

Como? David De La Roth!

2010-11-17T14:41:00.004+02:00

This is just so dope still after all the years.

Dave, my buddy, does not look so elastic nowadays though... Rough roads those tobacco roads I guess.

Unique! // RENK Records 1995

2010-11-16T15:43:00.004+02:00

Still SO HEAVY!

2010-11-15T14:21:00.001+02:00